Friday, April 22, 2011

Rise & Grind


It's the long weekend, and it's time to put a whole new meaning to the term "rise and grind" over the next few days. I might be unemployed at the moment, but that is besides the point.


What's better than waking up to a nice hot cup of coffee? Well, let's be honest, I think morning sex takes the cake. It might even make you feel better than java could. Wait, did I say it might? I meant it will DEFINITELY make you feel better.
I'm sure you've heard it before...men are always more frisky in the morning. Well it's true, why do you think they wake up ready to go anyway?

Of course, the morning breath and messy hair might not be the biggest of turn ons, but a dash of mouthwash and a comb through your hair should do the trick. Personally, I'm a fan of my big messy hair in the morning (most of the time, anyway). And besides, if you're really that worried about what you look like in the morning you could always just take it to the shower. But be warned, shower sex takes practice and pretty good balance. Most people I know actually hate it. As one friend of mine says: "Sex is like pizza, even when it's bad, it's still good." But let's be honest, no one likes soggy pizza.

So back on track...why should you indulge in morning sex?
First of all, endorphins. You COULD go for a jog but I'm pretty sure you would rather stay in bed and feel awesome.
Also, it's much easier to wake up. Maybe you'll be sluggish and lazy at first, but once you get the ball rolling, it's kind of hard to feel tired.

But be warned: While guys are pretty much ready to go before they even open their eyes, women need a little more lovin' before it goes down. It doesn't matter how lazy you might be gentlemen, give her some foreplay. We all know us girls deserve it. Especially considering how great the rest of your day will be, all because of us. After all, women are at their sexual height in the evening. But that doesn't mean we don't want it in the morning too...

This is NOT what we want

This is what we WANT


Any Questions? Send them to me!
And have a great weekend. And by great I mean filled with awesome morning sex.

-Mel

First photo is from www.msn.ca
Second photo is from http://thewayilikesex.tumblr.com



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