swarovski crystals are a girl's best friend

If you haven't heard about it yet, you must be living under a rock.

Jennifer Love Hewitt made it famous...but it's up to all you ladies out there to make it classy, not trashy.

I can't help but wonder what her style of vajazzling is. Does she go all out, diamonds everywhere or many colours and patterns? OR just something simple. There are really two ways to go, but I only approve of ONE of them.

This is not one of them:

Now, this is not a REAL or authentic vajazzle by the looks of it, you don't want to have any sort of variation like this. Don't put "juicy" or "enter here" anywhere near your vag. Gross. Also, colour scheme is key in thinking about your vajazzle. I suggest you stick to one colour of crystal to avoid turning your vagina into something tackier than your grandmother's couch. Maybe two if the colours really complement each other and aren't too loud.

The number of crystals you place down under also makes a difference. Depending on the design, sometimes a lot looks great, or extremely overdone and weird. How can you do it right? Well, I happen to like this little piece of work right here:

I think the best way to go about vajazzling is to keep it simple. I really do believe when it comes to your lady bits, simple is easy and beautiful. I mean, have you ever seen a woman's pubes shaved into hearts and stars? Strange, but whatever you think looks good, right?

Simple and classic, kind of like these, are your best bet. Also, they are less likely to freak out your guy when he heads on down to find a shimmering surprise.

Now you're probably wondering, where can I get these crystals glued to my lady bits!? You MUST, I repeat, MUST, go to a special salon to get it done. Doing it yourself is absolutely not allowed. Unless you want to do the whole trashy look, I recommend you suck it up and pay to get it done by a professional. Not only will it look way better, it will stay on because they can do it right.

Unfortunately, here in Ottawa there doesn't seem to be a studio that does vajazzling. Why is this? Come on Ottawa, are we really that reserved. I'm sure behind the pant suits, the ladies would like to make themselves smile with a few crystals in their nether regions.

But if you head to Toronto you can definitely add a little glamour, and as Hewitt says, make yourself feel better. I mean, I guess I couldn't help but laugh or something if I looked down and had crystals on my vaj. Lets be honest.

And for all you men out there...you must be jealous of all of this talk about vajazzling. Well if you want to give disco balls a whole new meaning, give it a try. I dare you!

-M

*Photos via vajazzlevajayjay.com, perfectlypolishednails.com, the dirtydoxy.com, and lolos beauty room.

Trick or treat!

Halloween weekend has arrived. So do you want a trick or a treat?

Personally... I would like both.

I'm sure you're expecting to get a little scared this weekend, but I think a big part of Halloween is sex appeal. I mean, what other day of the year do you get to put on your sluttiest gear and head out the door without judgement (except maybe that look your mother gives you when she sees you're not wearing any form of pants).

I think there are maybe two exceptions. This is one:

You should save the naughty bits for the bedroom, instead of baring pretty much ALL of it at the bar. Just sayin'...

So if you're not being yourself for a night, this shouldn't end when the party does. Let your new found personality for Hallows eve take over and get a little freaky with your significant other.

Step one: Pick a sexy/freaky outfit

Step two: Be a tease and play your role. That means working your wild streak. We are bordering the line of fantasy and then completely knocking the fence down and getting savagely sexy here.

Step three: Have fun and great freaky, creepy, whatever you are feeling. Or I guess...whatever your character is feeling. And don't be afraid to bring it home all the way under the sheets.

Step four: Leave pieces of your costume on, even when things get hot and heavy. Maybe your heels or your cats ears, or more if you're really into the play.

And the most important element of all: DON'T TELL. Try and keep your dirty plans to yourself. Flirt all night and then surprise them when you get home. They're in for quite a treat, and I must say...I think it's better than candy.

So, what are your plans for Halloween? I would love to hear all the freaky details.

-M

*Photos via askmen, ziprage, sodahead

versace x h&m

After much wondering, the guessing game is done. The entire Versace for H&M lookbook is out, and we can't wait for it to hit stores.

The collection, which is slated to hit American stores November 19th, is filled with loud prints, super bright colours, leather and this year's favourite trend, cutouts.

“For the collaboration we’ve brought back from the archives, as well as from more recent collections, some of the icons of Versace, such as the bright prints, the Greek key, and daring cuts. I can’t wait to see how H&M’s wide audience will make these pieces their own.” says Donatella Versace. 



It is a loud collection, but don't be scared off at first glance. The printed leggings, dresses and bags can all be paired with something neutral (think black) for the faint of heart.


If you still lack the motivation to throw on one of these pieces, relax. For the first time ever, this collaboration will feature home decor. This means you can now decorate your bedroom with classic Versace prints with pillows and a bedspread. 


Our only holdback with this collection? The jewellery and bags look tacky. The jewelled details look like they are going to fall right off, and let's be honest, it's not a good look for anyone. The costume jewellery is just that - costume. It's something you'd wear once and then get tired of. 


Our advice is to avoid the accessories and stick to the clothes. You can buy subpar purses and one-time use jewellery somewhere else. 


Here's a little something extra. A video from the set where the TV commercial is being made, featuring Donatella herself!






Photos from Fashionologie.com

Afternoon delight

We all know how icky fall can be when it comes to school. So many assignments and so little time. So how can you remain happy between essays, lack of sleep, and stacks of readings?

I have a recommendation...it will not only please you as a whole, but also your lady parts.

The quickie.

It's essential during those busy times. Perhaps a quick study break in the early afternoon to really get your blood pumping. A sweaty sesh in between books, an afternon romp, a quick dip... you get what I'm throwin' down.

The quickie is essential in every relationship. Before work, between classes...it's just a necessity. And no, it doesn't have to bang bang boom boom, see ya lata! A little oral play can spice things up...and leave you wanting more for the evening when you maybe have a bit more time.

Places where a quickie can take places include (but are not limited to...come on guys, be creative!):

1. The backseat of a car

2. A quiet spot in the library if you're frisky (trust me, it happens)

3. On your desk

4. In the bathroom (lock the door, PLEASE!)

5. A closet

There, now you have NO EXCUSES to say "not now honey". You know you want it.

So what's your favourite thing to do for an afternoon delight?

-M

COMING UP: Halloween SPECIAL. Be prepared to get freaky, fashgasm style.

*Photos via womens health mag and perform miracles

too many pieces

Just a quick post today with an amazing video. Here's a little insight on how those Marc Jacobs bags we all covet each season are made.

wild thing

I have been struggling to keep warm in this weird October weather we're having in Ottawa. Cardigans do nothing, and my supply of long-sleeved shirts is seriously lacking. What is a girl to do to stay warm in the winter?

Buy sweaters!

I recently popped into Forever 21, a staple for university students across the country. I picked up a plain blue knit sweater that is perfect for over jeans or skirts. However, I am desperately in need of the printed sweaters I saw all over the F/W 2011 runways. Here is what I want in my closet right now.

Marc x Marc Jacobs

The trick is not to look like you're at a ski chalet taking a break in between hills. It's all about the Fashgasm. This Marc x Marc Jacobs could look dowdy, but pair it with sequin tights and sky-high black pumps and you've got a look any girl would be jealous of. 

 I kept the shorts in this picture to show you what you can do with the above. To beat the cold in the coming winter while looking fabulous, trade caramel shorts for black leather shorts and some sheer black tights.

Elizabeth and James

 This Elizabeth and James sweater is a little harder to pull off. You risk looking like your crazy aunt at Thanksgiving if not done properly. For a more relaxed look, pair with your tightest, curve-hugging black skinnies and a combat boot and you will be the best dressed in any of your classes.

via Urban Outfitters

This is a great cozy sweater that's easy for anyone to pull off. I would order it in a couple sizes too big and throw it over a pair of opaque (make sure they are not see-through in any capacity!) and a pair of black suede booties. 

via Urban Outfitters

Finally, the obnoxious print sweater. Everyone owns one (save for me) and I dislike them. But, if you must, please please be careful and avoid looking like you're heading into an ugly Christmas sweater party.

Be lovely Fashgasmers,

Justine

P.S. I have no idea what those boxes are on the lower two pictures by the way? Any guesses??

Balancing act

When it comes to prioritizing, I will admit, sometimes I slip. It's hard to put one thing over another, when that other might be a bit more tempting. For example, shall I go to the bar with my friends, or will I write that English paper that's worth a hefty chunk of my grade?

You may think you have to choose one or the other, but you can still have fun while setting your priorities straight.

The same goes with your significant other. School can be tough, and it often leads you to being busier than normal during peak times. But why break up over a few textbooks and a lot of essays? Sure, it's frustrating, but it doesn't have to be this way, and I will tell you how and WHY.

Obviously it's the season of essays, write-ups, whatever. And the books are piling up. So it's time to get in gear, put away the googly eyes, and let the brisk air (though right now mother nature is tricking us) remind you that summer lovin' is over, we've moved into free fallin'.

This includes locking yourself to your desk for nights on end. Or shackling yourself to your laptop on the fifth floor of the library.

First of all, the golden rule is to NEVER do homework with your honey.

Why, you ask? The answer is simple. Of course at first you'll be super into that reading about American history or really nailing that thesis down for Canadian lit. But then, once you feel as though "you have accomplished enough" (when REALLY you haven't, you're just being optimistic), break time comes. And you know what that means? Sex, sex that will distract you for hours. And then after the sex, you'll be tired and shaky and just want to relax, maybe watch a movie. And ALL YOU WROTE was a thesis? Dude, you have 14 more pages to go.

This is where time management comes into play.

Of course, penciling in one another doesn't really work either. It kind of turns your relationship into something that doesn't seem healthy. So no, don't be afraid to lose that spontaneity. Just keep your shit together.

When you sit down to do your readings, finish them. When you write a paper, try to get at least half done before hitting the town and getting down.

You're already stresses about school, why be stressed about your love life too? Seems pointless. And another hint, don't get mad when someone has to ditch date night, or come late, because of homework. TRUST ME, they would much rather be cuddling up with you or having a dirty martini while gazing into your eyes. But sometimes, you just have to bite the bullet.

If you can manage to wipe the homework off your plate first, you could have an entire weekend to spend in bed, on the town, or maybe out of town...

How do YOU balance love, life, work and school?

-M

*photo via uncyclomedia

so metal

Fall is here, albeit rather warm, and I've already noticed black, grey and brown making a comeback in people's wardrobes. I am guilty of this year round, but am going to make a conscious effort to bring in the colour. My first choice is with metallic pants.

nicolemiller.com

Why? They are so in right now and they make a chunky sweater pop out from the crowd. Pair with a plain black suede wedge bootie and you've got a to-die-for look for fall. Careful - no leather or patterned booties or you'll look like you're getting ready for Hallowe'en too early!

Vivienne Westwood

topshop.com

How would you wear these pants? Let us know in the comments below!!

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McQueen Dream

I spent the duration of my 2 hour Cultural Studies lecture yesterday on Twitter, following Jeanne Beker's minute-t0-minute live tweeting of the McQueen Spring/Summer '12 show. I was really, really looking forward to seeing the collection, and every outfit that Jeanne tweeted did NOT disappoint.

The one thing that I always admired so much about Alexander McQueen was his ability to make even the hardest looking outfit- the darkest, scariest looking piece of fashion- have so much beauty to it. He was the only man who could make a wire cage and animal horns look incredible together. He was a genius, really, and the S/S'12 collection has proven that Sarah Burton has been able to carry on that genius.

The collection is, in a word, beautiful. While Burton has thrown her own style into the designs, she hasn't strayed from McQueen tradition. Drastic waistlines, dramatic headwear, and-thank god!!-lots of feathers, are still important aspects of the McQueen line. And, as popular with McQueen, many of the pieces have harsh shapes (jolting waistlines, sharply cut necklines), but also elude a kind of softness. Through choice of fabric, colour, and texture, the collection is quite refreshing, and it makes me want to go running through a field in Scotland.

Seriously.

I'm going to post a few pictures. I wish I could post them all for you, but it gives a much better effect if you watch the video on the website anyway: http://www.alexandermcqueen.com/int/en/corporate/archive2012_ss_womens.aspx?xtor=AD-47

It's still very odd, McQueen collections without the true McQueen behind them. But, like I said, Sarah Burton has done an amazing job with the legacy she was left with. I'm more than impressed with the Spring/Summer'12 Collection.

And on a final note, is it justifiable to spend my entire government loan on a pair of those shoes?

Love,

Sarah

Good Vibrations

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Good morning Fashgasm followers!

Sorry we've all been a little MIA the past week - it's been crazy. Ottawa Fashion Week took over my life from Wednesday until today, and writing my pieces was all of today. On Wednesday I was at the VIP/Media launch of OFW and did a tiny bit of socializing before I left. I was only there for about half an hour, but Calgary Fashion Kimberley Jev snapped my photo for her blog.

I'm showing my tiredness here, but these are my absolute fave pair of shoes. If you want to see some of the looks, check out Bohemia Magazine's site this week, and you'll see my pieces I wrote for them. You can also see the livetweeting I did on twitter under the handle @BohemiaMag.

I apologize for this 'me, me, me' post, but we will be posting a lot more this week!! Thanks for bearing with us.