Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Style meets sex

I'm sure you've all walked into a sex shop before and had a quick peek at the vibrators and the handcuffs. Those are just small accessories for the bedroom, a lot of people invest in a few toys during their lifetime.

But today I discovered an investment that goes a little further. I thought a normal bed would suffice when it comes to getting it on, but some people apparently think otherwise...

Liberator.com sells items to add a little something to your sex life, while also attempting to be, erm, stylish? Okay, it's sex furniture. Furniture...to have sex on. So when your friends or in-laws come over, make sure you stow it away. Letting someone sit on it would be just awkward.

The pieces come in different shapes and sizes, and you can even order ties for you to lock your partner in. Now these are investment pieces, as some cost upwards of $500.


This bad boy is called "The Zeppelin". Apparently it moves with you as you.... maneuver, twist, turn, whatever. It kind of looks like a glorified bean bag chair to me, but I'll never know unless I lay down about 500 bucks to find out.


This "Black Label Esse" could never disguise itself as any regular piece of furniture. I find the shape to be a bit awkward, but it claims to enhance position possibilities, as well as the big "O". An arch under your back can help to achieve orgasm, but usually a pillow can do the trick.


After some browsing, I think the "Black Label Esse Chaise" looks like a winner. Not too much of a curve, looks pretty sleek and actually looks like it could offer a good stomping ground for nights in.

But my overall conclusion: unnecessary. Unless you have the funds and aren't afraid of someone discovering your "secret playground" (get real though, it's pretty obvious these pieces were made for some sweaty romps), then by all means, go for it.

But I'm going to be honest, a bed is your best option. And that's just on a normal night.

The stylish factor and the orgasm factor of the liberator pieces just don't seem to entice me. Ikea has some rather nice couches that I'm sure many people could vouch for as good "lovemaking zones".

From my standpoint, you would have to be seriously into kink to feel the need to purchase one of these bad boys. Great sex can happen anywhere and on any type of furniture. Hell, the floor can be pretty hot.

Although definitely interesting, it's just not for me.

What are your thoughts on liberator sex furniture?

-M

Photos via liberator.com.
Check out their website for more furniture and toys.


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