Happy V-day!

Happy Valentines day to all the lovers out there!

To the haters, please disregard this blog post, it's about to get mushy. I will just re-direct you here.

Gross couples everywhere have been waiting for this day. Roses and chocolates and dinner and all that other good stuff, of course. Have you been planning anything special?

One thing is for sure, if you're planning on hitting the town with your Valentine, you're going to want to make a reservation. But what else is there to do on V-day?

One of my personal favourites - eat in! Cook up something special for your boyfriend/girlfriend. Because being alone is so much better for when you really want to get gross. Even though it's Valentines day, not everyone appreciates the PDA. In fact, as a server, I know that many of my co-workers are dreading work that evening. Save the make out session for at home. Whether that means teasing when you're out, or not leaving the house at all.

Gentlemen, this is a perfect opportunity to do something nice for your sweetheart.

So some of you, even in couples, may think Valentines Day is a dumb, made up holiday. Which may be true. But lets not damper our day.

The best part of Valentines day? The lingerie, the sex, licking chocolate off of each other's stomachs? Yeah, just deal with it, it's well worth it.

For those of you feeling extra frisky, getting a hotel room for an evening to have a little play time is a good idea. Having roommates may also encourage this move. Because in a hotel room, you can be as loud as you like... for the most part anyway.

Other things to do when you've locked yourself in a hotel room with a hottie? Rent some porn and enjoy it shamelessly. Then maybe test out the moves? Just a thought for those of you feeling a little more playful than usual.

After all, it is V-day.

What are your plans for Valentines Day?

f/w 2012

After spending over a month away from fashion and blogging, I'm back! Mel's already done a couple posts (I hear she's got quite the tips for V-Day!) and Sarah and I have been going through some things to get back on track as we're a little out of sorts after so much time away... I always forget how much happens in a month!

Fall/Winter fashion weeks, my absolute favourite time of year, just got started this morning with New York Fashion Week starting off the craziness of fashion month.

We'll be looking at it all - the trends, how to wear it and what you can do on a budget.

I'm also really looking forward to finding new designers for you lovelies to adore. I've seen some great talent and can't wait to share some insane lookbooks.

Until again,

J

Designer lovin'

This is guaranteed to bring condoms back in style...or is it?

Tacky or tasteful? And would you buy these before getting your freak on, or stick to the trusty trojan brand? I mean, we know they make a solid handbag, but condoms?

As much as we can poke fun, I have to admit, it's pretty damn awesome. I sincerely hope these are included in the gift bags at awards shows.

What do YOU think?

-M

Fantasy Football

Now that the Super Bowl is over, gentlemen, you can take off your NFL gear and get over your hangover. Your day of manliness - chugging beer, eating chicken wings, etc. - is over.

Time to get back to the other playing field, one that I would argue is a lot more fun...the bedroom. So I've got a quickie post for you. But pay attention boys, this stuff matters!

Treat her right, and don't ask for anything in return tonight. It's all about us ladies this evening, after all, last night was all about YOU.

Here are the steps you should take to make her forget about how gross you can be.

1. Dinner date.

Make her dinner - something special! And something you know she loves. And yes, make it from scratch, make it look nice, and light some candles while you're at it!

2. Bubble bath

Whether it's just for her or for the both of you, a bubble bath is always a winner in my books. Make sure you have some delicious scents, too.

3. Massage

After a nice hot bath, pull out the massage oil and creams. Lay her down, ass naked, and rub her down. We all know she deserves it, from head to toe!

4. Let her be the boss

Tonight, she chooses what you're gonna watch. It's only fair.

And if you plan on skipping movie night, I suggest you read up on how to get down on your lady here!

Oh, it's going to be a good night.

-M