Monday, February 06, 2012

Fantasy Football


Now that the Super Bowl is over, gentlemen, you can take off your NFL gear and get over your hangover. Your day of manliness - chugging beer, eating chicken wings, etc. - is over.

Time to get back to the other playing field, one that I would argue is a lot more fun...the bedroom. So I've got a quickie post for you. But pay attention boys, this stuff matters!

Treat her right, and don't ask for anything in return tonight. It's all about us ladies this evening, after all, last night was all about YOU.

Here are the steps you should take to make her forget about how gross you can be.

1. Dinner date.
Make her dinner - something special! And something you know she loves. And yes, make it from scratch, make it look nice, and light some candles while you're at it!

2. Bubble bath
Whether it's just for her or for the both of you, a bubble bath is always a winner in my books. Make sure you have some delicious scents, too.

3. Massage
After a nice hot bath, pull out the massage oil and creams. Lay her down, ass naked, and rub her down. We all know she deserves it, from head to toe!

4. Let her be the boss
Tonight, she chooses what you're gonna watch. It's only fair.

And if you plan on skipping movie night, I suggest you read up on how to get down on your lady here!

Oh, it's going to be a good night.

-M

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